But seriously, these dreams need to stop.
Two nights ago I had a dream that Katy Perry kissed me.
And then just last night I had a dream that I was taking this really cute (but demented) girl on a date at a ghetto carnival. We were looking at stuff and then all of a sudden Marc shouts out “HEY MATT. CHECK OUT THIS BROCCOLI” and then all the music and the electricity stops and everyone stares at him and he’s like “D: SORRY..” We visited the ghetto circus that was really creepy and she was making notes of how to torture people and I was scared but so smitten cuz she was so cute.
MOVING ON.
Prior to that I had a dream that I was camping and that the campground had like these interdementional stairs that could take you upstairs to one campground and downstairs to another. And so I went camping and then we came upon this giant house. And so my friends (and enemies) went inside and we were trying to look for something. And I had obtained the powers of super strength and speed and agility. We were racing to see who was the winner and I was flying through doors and off staircases and grinding down the roof and everything. Enemies lost. We won (: And so we went back downstairs and took the interdementional stairs with us. So they were stuck there.
Because we won we had grilled chicken for dinner. And so a very large majority of my dream was just me…grilling chicken…and that’s it. LOLOL
Then it switched dreams and I was sitting next to this guy and apparently we were a couple or something. And then he said something super cheesy and I sat up and just went “BARFFFFFF”.
And then I woke up.
The hell is wrong with my head.
